Santa Sold His Sleigh for a Mobility Scooter!
(hoo hoo!)
Old Saint Nick is walking through the mall Can't even squeeze down
the chimney wall
Sold the wooden sleigh to a pawn shop crew Bought a red
mobility scooter built for two
(hoo hoo!)
Ride, ride, on your battery wheels!
No more reindeer, how does it feel?
With a basket of sugar and a cup holder too
America, he's coming for you!
(hoo hoo!)
Super-sized portions on a plastic tray Rudolph's in the pasture,
retired today
No more running, just a thumb on the gas
Cruising down the aisle,
moving mighty fast (hoo hoo!)
(hoo hoo!)
Ride, ride, on your battery wheels!
No more reindeer, how does it feel?
With a basket of sugar and a cup holder too
America, he's coming for you!
(hoo hoo!)
He's riding away!
(hoo hoo!) No more chimney walks
(hoo hoo!)