Fatchmoes On Parade

(ha!) He bought a high-tech phone

that he can't even start

He built a brand new deck with a backwards-facing part

He's trying hard to fix

what isn't broke at all

And now his truck is halfway stuck inside the garden wall (oh

boy)

He's got a heart of pure gold,

but a head full of draft We try to keep from smiling

but we always end up laughed (hehehe)

Oh, bless his heart,

he's just a fatchmoe

Taking the long route everywhere he's gotta go

Putting his boots on the wrong left-and-right

But we love him anyway,

he's doing alright (yeah,

he is)

She went to cook a meal

and forgot to turn it on

Left her keys inside her purse and wondered where they'd gone

She's looking for her glasses that are sitting on her head

And put the frozen milk inside the pantry shelf instead (whoops)

She's sweet as sweet iced tea,

but her gears turn slow

Sometimes you gotta sit back and enjoy the show (hahaha)

Oh, bless her heart,

she's just a fatchmoe

Taking the long route everywhere she's gotta go

Putting her boots on the wrong left-and-right

But we love her anyway,

she's doing alright (yeah,

she

is)

We all have our moments,

we all make mistakes

Sometimes we pull the throttle when we should've hit the brakes Yeah,

we're all a little fatchmoe

from time to time

(hmm, that's right)

Oh, bless our hearts,

we're all just fatchmoes Taking the long route everywhere we've gotta go

Putting our boots on the wrong left-and-right

But we love us anyway,

we're doing alright

(doing just fine)

Yeah, doing alright

Just a bunch of happy fatchmoes (hahaha)