Evan’s Legendary March

BA-DUM!

BA-DUM! BA-DA-DA-DUM! Make some noise,

everybody, here he comes!

E-VAN! E-VAN! The legend has begun!

Evan rolls in like Thomas the Train,

Full steam ahead, never riding the same!

Got a marching band beat going boom in his shoes,

And a pocket full of Sour Patch Kids to chew!

Sweet, then sour, that’s his whole vibe,

Harry Potter magic with a LEGO supply.

Building castles, towers, spaceships in a row,

If you step on one brick,

that’s a whole new show!

Grab the drumsticks,

blow the horn, Evan’s been a legend since the day he was

born!

A little bit of magic,

a whole lot of fun,

When Evan hits the scene,

everybody run! EVAN! EVAN!

Full steam ahead!

Thomas on the tracks and a LEGO bed!

Sour Patch sweet with a sour little bite,

Hogwarts wizard rocking band night!

Hey! Hey!

Let the brass section play!

Evan’s got jokes like S-N-L!

Build it, march it,

cast that spell,

Evan’s got a story that’s too wild to tell!

Saturday Night Live, he’s ready to laugh,

Quoting all the sketches and cracking up fast.

At Hogwarts he’d probably build a LEGO throne,

Then take the Hogwarts Express straight back home!

Trumpets are blasting, the snare drums attack,

Evan’s marching forward, never looking back.

From platform nine and three-quarters to the LEGO floor,

He’s got more hobbies than a wizard’s got lore!

By the

power of LEGO! By the taste

of

sour!

By the Hogwarts Express!

Evan’s got the power!

EVAN! EVAN! Full steam ahead!

Thomas on the tracks and a LEGO bed!

Sour Patch sweet with a sour little bite,

Hogwarts wizard rocking band night!

Hey! Hey!

Let the whole band play!

Evan’s the legend of the day!

Build it, march it,

laugh out loud,

E-V-A-N! Make him proud!

Choo-choo! ALL ABOARD! Next stop…

HOGWARTS! And somebody hide the Sour Patch Kids!