Trump Drops Barz on Iran
"Look, folks, nobody handles deals like me.
We're gonna make the biggest declaration.
Huge! Absolute cinema!" (ring,
ring)
Woke up at noon with a golden tan
Grabbed the Sharpie marker with a master plan
Pulled up a map,
drew a giant red square Told the generals,
"Look, it's just over there!"
Called up the podium,
adjusted my tie Said my ratings are hitting the open sky Forget
about the cables, forget the debate I'm tweeting out a conflict right
on my slate! (tremendous) It's gonna be huge,
the greatest show on earth (so huge!)
Nobody knew foreign policy since birth (nobody!) We got the best press
conferences lined in a row
Throwing out the handbook,
running up the show!
I asked the advisors,
"Do they like my hair?" They started talking tactics,
I said "Who cares?" Send twenty helicopters wrapped in gold That's the
kind of power that must be told Press room packed,
they're taking every quote I'm promising a banquet on an aircraft boat
No red tape, just prime-time views Turn the Situation Room into headline
news! (believe me)
It's gonna be huge,
the greatest show on earth (so huge!)
Nobody knew foreign policy since birth (nobody!)
We got the best press conferences lined in a row
Throwing out the handbook,
running up the show!
Wait, wait... is it hot over there?
Will the desert breeze mess up my hair?
Get the stylist on Air Force One right now We need maximum
volume, I'll show 'em how!
It's gonna be huge,
the greatest show on earth (so huge!)
Nobody knew foreign policy since birth (nobody!) We got the best press
conferences lined in a row
Throwing out the handbook,
running up the show!
(huge!) "Thank you, everybody,
thank you. The ratings are through the roof.
We'll see you tomorrow at eight."
(bye bye!)