First shot

Coffee beans and illicit dreams,

ice cream, yes please,

affogato on the scene.

Black or brown, turn around and add the white to tone it

down. Get it hot or cold,

young or old, mild or bold,

it’s your brew, you were told about the goodness.

Drink it,

eat it,

gives a fuck!

I need that java in a goddamn cup!

Sip it,

chug it,

suck my straw! (yeah)

I remember it like it was yesterday,

brother said it’s tay-stay!

Okay okay we’ll walk a little way to the spot.

Little barista makin’ hearts stop,

when that brew drop,

I got it.

This was what the hype was my good nuz.

Hazelnut mocha holy shit!

Get your fix, what is this,

coffee perfection.

Drink it,

eat it,

gives a fuck!

I need that java in a goddamn cup!

Sip it,

chug it,

suck my straw! (ooh)

It’s espresso now apparently,

don’t call it coffee less you want that drip.

My new affliction is this hot addiction and I’m zip.

Now it’s all day,

erryday, the fuck can I say?

Is the caffeine, I don’t know,

seems like I do it for the flavor,

I savor, each and every drop,

I can’t stop. Even when it’s hot outside I gotta cup,

I didn’t budget for this!

It wasn’t all bad till I started B and E,

tryin’ to get that sweetness for free.

Got me 3 for that h-a-b-I-t,

cuz espresso is e-x-p-e-n-s-I-v-e.

Just look at me now,

wow, stupid idiot.

Coffee

ruined my fucking life!