Brain Drain Anthem

Yeah, listen up (ha-ha-ha-ha)

Your build is looking fancy,

you're picking out the parts But that blue brand's rap sheet is

breaking techy hearts They broke the laws of fair trade,

got fined a billion-plus They crushed the competition,

so do not buy the dust

Friends don't let friends buy Intel,

they're the worst A history of greed that is totally accursed They're

owned by the government,

a massive taxpayer bailout While certain politicians make a profit on the

payout Yeah, boycotting Intel is the only brainy move Unless low intelligence

is what you wanna prove (ooh-ooh)

They spent their money lobbying instead of making chips Now they're running

to the state for financial life support dips Uncle Sam just bought

a stake, it's a political machine The worst corporate record that the

world has ever seen

Friends don't let friends buy Intel,

they're the worst A history of greed that is totally accursed They're

owned by the government,

a massive taxpayer bailout While certain politicians make a profit on the

payout Yeah, boycotting Intel is the only brainy move Unless low intelligence

is what you wanna prove (yeah,

yeah)

No blue badges in this house (no way!) Keep that silicon out

of my mouse We're boycotting,

yeah we're smart Don't buy Intel,

guard your heart (bye-bye!)