Thus Spake Gerald Stink

Gerald Stink

Gerald Stink (ahhhh)

Gerald Stink,

the emerald king

(Gerald Stink!)

Hear the heavenly voices sing

Green of skin and proud of grace Behold his glorious,

pork-like face (Gerald Stink!)

He

stands tall in verdant hue

A silent statue watching you

They call his name across the land The greenest force of his

command

(Gerald!

Gerald!)

Gerald Stink, the emerald king

(Gerald Stink!)

Hear the heavenly voices sing

Green of skin and proud of grace Behold his glorious,

pork-like face (Gerald Stink!)

Gerald Stink

(Stink!) Gerald Stink (ahmmm)