Strider’s Last Stand

(heavy sigh)

Twelve long years in Clifton Heights

Strider trims the trees under burning lights

Mulches the yards and feeds the ground

Best damn veteran on the east coast found

But Todd the boss is always giving him lip

Spitting venom with a heavy grip

Says "I gave you chances,

you don't take strides" While office boy VP just sits and hides

Taking smoke breaks, sleeping on the clock

Now it's time for the final showdown

One big battle in this Virginia town

Square up, Todd, let the dust start to fly

Winner takes the keys when the sun goes high

Yeah!

Keller Lawn Services is on the line

No more running, no more wasting time

Strider stood his ground,

raised up his hand

To take his place as the king of the land

Winner takes the whole damn company (hahaha) Strider's running Clifton Heights now