Dreidel Drifts and Donuts

OY VEY! WHO LET THE RABBI ON GTA?!

BRO STOLE A WHAT?! (YERRR!)

Rabbi in GTA

6, doing donuts in a hearse (SKRRT!) Dreidel on the dashboard,

spinning in reverse Pharaoh got a wanted level,

bro's committing curses Moses hit the ocean,

now the map got water physics!

OY VEY, OY VEY,

what the hell is bro doing?!

NPC got a yarmulke,

the whole block's moving!

Hanukkah lights flashing when the five stars show Rabbi stole a golf

cart, yelled, “L'CHAIM!” and drove!

Logged into Vice City,

saw a golem at the store He was buying eight controllers,

said he needed seven more

Franklin called the rabbi,

said, “Bro, you got a mission” He said,

“I'm busy eating kugel,

check your transmission!” My character got a fade and a Star of

David chain Got a kosher hot dog sitting shotgun in the Range

The cops pulled up,

I said, “Officer, relax!” I got matzo in the trunk and a

dreidel in the back!

WHAT?! WHO PUT MOSES IN THE LOBBY?!

WHY'S THE RABBI DRIVING A BUGATTI?!

Five stars, no shoes,

eating pickles in the rain Just got banned from the casino for

investing in a train!

Rabbi in GTA

6, doing donuts in a hearse

Dreidel spinning so fast that it reversed the universe

Pharaoh hit respawn, now he's back inside the game

And the rabbi stole his chariot and forgot to change his name!

OY VEY! (OY VEY!)

MISSION FAILED! THE RABBI GOT

ARRESTED FOR STEALING A BAGEL

TRUCK!