Oops, I’m Famous
Wait, that’s my face?
On a bus? Okay,
but why’d they use that picture?
Oh, this is gonna be embarrassing
Woke up late, my phone’s exploding Forty-seven people calling Someone wants my
skincare secrets Girl, I sleep in yesterday’s makeup!
Got a stylist, got a driver Got a very stressed advisor Told
me, “Act like you belong!” So I waved at someone else’s mom!
Everybody says I’ve changed I still can’t parallel park!
Got my name up there in lights But I can’t find my
car after dark!
It’s the pink one.
HOW HARD IS THIS?
Oops! I’m famous! (Oh my gosh!) Look at me,
I’m such a hot mess!
Oops! I’m famous! (Who knew?) Guess the whole world’s watching what I
do! Got my picture on the wall Still trip walking down the
hall! Big sunglasses, tiny brain
Oops, I’m famous! Ain’t that strange?
(Ooh-ooh!) Look at me!
(Ooh-ooh!) Celebrity! I don’t know how this happened,
baby Oops!
I’m famous!
Went to dinner, ordered fries They brought a salad twice my size
Said, “Your image needs protection” I said,
“So does my digestion!” Paparazzi at the market Caught me fighting with
a cart Now there’s headlines everywhere “Bubblegum Has Shopping Cart Affair!”
Everybody wants advice On how to live a perfect life
I said, “Drink some water,
call your mom, And don’t believe my Instagram!” Seriously.
Filters are MAGIC.
Okay, hold up, let me get this straight,
Got a million little followers tracking my fate Got a blue check,
big check, backstage pass Still got a parking ticket sitting on my
dash! They say “Icon!” I say “Really?” Got my face on a
billboard looking kinda silly Got a glam squad,
dance squad, whole entourage Still can’t open up the door to my
own garage! Front page,
main stage, flashbulb frenzy Manager calling like “Girl,
where you been?” I’m at the drive-thru,
ordering ten-piece nuggets If the crown don’t fit,
I’ll just stuff it in my luggage!
Got the whole world screaming when I step outside But I still
get nervous ordering fries Yeah,
I got that swagger,
yeah, I got that shine But the joke’s on me,
and I’m doing fine!
Wait…
Do I get free parking now?
Maybe I’m a little louder Maybe life’s a little wild But underneath
the fancy dresses I’m the same ridiculous child And if the whole
thing disappears And nobody knows my name I’ll still be dancing in
my kitchen Just as happy,
just as strange!
OOPS! I’M FAMOUS! (Oh my gosh!) Look at me,
I’m such a hot mess!
OOPS!
I’M FAMOUS! (Who knew?) Guess the whole world’s watching what I do!
Got my picture on the wall Still trip walking down the hall!
Big sunglasses, tiny brain Oops,
I’m famous! Ain’t that strange?
(Ooh-ooh!) Look at me!
(Ooh-ooh!) Celebrity!
I don’t know how this happened,
baby Oops! I’m famous!
Hello? …Vogue? Oh, absolutely,
I’d LOVE to.
Wait, what do you mean I can’t wear sneakers?
Oops!