Harbor Freight Anthem

(yeah) Saturday morning, Pittsburgh sky is gray

I'm heading down the avenue,

not far away

Got my coupon tucked inside my coat

Looking for that tool list that I wrote (mmm-hmm)

Hercules is waiting,

Bauer's in the row

Quinn is looking shiny,

got that silver glow

My wallet's getting lighter but my spirit's lifting high

Underneath that harbor freight sky

Oh,

I got a harbor freight addiction and it's running deep

Promises of projects that I swear I'm gonna keep

With my Bauer drills and Hercules power in my hand

I'm the happiest worker in the land

(oh yeah!)

Got a garage full of steel,

three jacks on the floor

But when the flyer comes,

I'm heading back for more

Quinn sockets clickin', putting in the work tonight

Underneath that flickering yellow light

Oh, I got a harbor freight addiction and it's running deep

Promises of projects that I swear I'm gonna keep

With my Bauer drills and Hercules power in my hand I'm the

happiest worker in the land

Just one more socket set

(just one more) Yeah,

Bauer and Quinn,

Hercules win

Pittsburgh proud