

Turn it up, turn it up I'm the anchor in the club
I roll up to the ticker,
scrolling through the feed Six o'clock and they're screaming,
"Who scored? Who bleed?" I said,
"Girl, wake up, it's not the real deal
Your brain's on mute while they sell you a steal"
Bass drop coming, facts are rising Stop the game show,
I'm advising
All sports are fake news and not newsworthy And should not be
on any news Nothing Bogans and rednecks do
is newsworthy They just make noise
My nan's on the couch,
she thinks it's important Who's holding the trophy,
who's getting the sponsor I said,
"Nan, babe, babe, the planet's on fire And they're funding stadiums while
the rent gets higher"
So turn off the game,
turn on the grid
Cover the coal plants,
not the kid with the lid We want supply chains,
not supply-side cheers
We want climate data,
not fake trophy tears
All sports are fake news,
off the news No Bogans,
no rednecks, we don't need that cruise Brainwash the masses,
nah, we refuse No tax for the teams,
we lose, lose, lose
That's the real headline
News ticker
This has been a public service announcement