Prayer for the Study Guide

(hmmm-mm) The theology quiz is a heavy sword Mr.

Aranda, you teach with such grace But look at the panic on

every face

We’ve got the notes,

we’ve got the text But we're still wondering what is coming next

Oh, Mr.

Aranda, hear our plea

We need a guide for this theology!

Just a little outline,

a checklist, a spark

To guide our minds through the grading dark

We’re down on our knees,

we're singing this rhyme

Please drop the study guide just one time!

From the ancient covenants to the divine law

We want to answer without a single flaw

You know the material through and through

But we're just lost seniors looking up to you

Don't let our GPAs start to slide

We just need a map,

a steady guide

We promise we'll study,

we promise we'll try

We’ll read every chapter,

won't let it pass by

Have mercy on us,

oh teacher of faith

Send down the document before it's too late!

Oh, Mr.

Aranda,

hear our plea

We need a guide for this theology!

Just a little outline,

a checklist, a spark

To guide our minds through the grading dark

We’re down on our knees,

we're singing this rhyme

Please drop the study guide just one time!

Just one time...

Check the portal, upload the PDF...

Have mercy, Mr. Aranda...

Amen.